Nicole vs. Life
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
you never un-have a 4some
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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