Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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