i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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