Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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