went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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