Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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