I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
