she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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