Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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