i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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