You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
