There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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