What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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