is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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