I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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