did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
tell me about the fingering
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