you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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