That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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