I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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