Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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