Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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