you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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