he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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