I love black thongs
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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