Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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