This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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