my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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