she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
No subtext here. People are naked.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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