your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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