Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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