I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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