thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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