hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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