therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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