his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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