It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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