can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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