I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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