How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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