I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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