worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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