For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you would pick up someone in the library
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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