Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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