Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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