After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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