I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
dude. I can hear the air.
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