question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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