the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
