He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You pole danced in your parka.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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