no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
If I die, sorry about rent.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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