she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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