So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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