Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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