people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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